Does anybody here like fighting? I'll tell you now that I really think it's just not for me. Punching somebody in the face just wont solve the deep deep psychological problems that I have (well not that deep).
The reason that I bring this up is that in the past five days or so I have witnessed two fights.
The first involved me, my mate and a cunt barman at the Good Mixer Pub on Sunday in Camden. My friend and I were playing pool and drinking when this prick starts giving my mate hassle. My best mate (this big Australian) had knocked the pool tavle to knock the black ball out of the hole. Anyway, this prick walks from behind the bar and tries to headbutt my mate without success. Being a friend I had no option but to punch the son of a bitch bar man in the nose, but only because I was still high and awake from the night before and because the Australin is my BEST mate. Before I know it all three of us are in a scuff and we hurt this bar man a lot. I ended up ith a fat lip and a wobbly tooth which are both okay now.
My question is: WTF is a barman headbutting customers without warning?
The second fight I saw yesterday.
This white kid and a black kid were fighting in the street with two coppers WATCHING them. The white kid who was about 17-18 years old was kicking the living shit out of this poor black kid who was literaly sitting teeth out. The white kid was screaming, (Class will like this): "I fight for my country. White power you fuck. I've been fighting for my country for 16 years."
The two coppers didn't do A THING. The first was a man who was about 50 years old and the other was a young lady who looked as though it was her forst day. That didn't do a goddamn thing and let the kids run off in different directions.
Question: What the fuck are these people doing on the police force protecting you and me from people who are willing to strap bombs to their chests?
Anyway.
the Zeppo says: Fighting+War=A rush experience but BAD.