well someone has to post here

[raptor red]

so i guess that it will have to be me. lol
heres some stuff i got in an email from a friend of mine.

NAUGHTY NURSERY RHYMES

Mary had a little lamb
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
between two hunks of bread.

Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet,
her clothes all tattered and torn.
It wasn't the spider that crept beside her,
But Little Boy Blue and his horn.

Simple Simon met a Pieman, going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pieman,
What have you got there?
Said the Pieman unto Simon,
Pies, you dickhead.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
said "Fuck him, He's only an egg."

Mary had a little lamb
It ran into a pylon.
10,000 volts went up it's ass
and turned it's wool to nylon.

Georgie Porgy pudding and pie.
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
When the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too, cause he was gay.
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[Silverhaze]

Here is one for all the UK residents out there.

Mary had a little lamb
This mess, she thought, needs tackling.
All I got is one black field
And fourteen tonnes of crackling!!

Mary had a little lamb
His fleece wasn't too shabby!
But she burnt him, none the less
as his feet and mouth were scabby!!

Well thats my rather controvertial contribution. Anybody else got some?

[draxe]

There once was a man named McGrave
who kept a dead whore in a cave.
It smells like shit, but you must admit.
Think of the money he'll save.