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Postby geesehoward on Sat Jan 19, 2002 8:33 am

http://www.portal.telegraph.co.uk/news/ ... right.html


aint she a sweetie [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]
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Postby Pdaimaoh on Sat Jan 19, 2002 9:53 am

high maintenance women aren't appealing
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Postby geesehoward on Sat Jan 19, 2002 11:46 am

LOL
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Postby Exodus3D on Sat Jan 19, 2002 1:15 pm

She's married... I'm single and not a freak kthx :P
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Postby Pdaimaoh on Sat Jan 19, 2002 10:36 pm

???

okay, well I only came to this topic because I wanted a date tonight

no carving religious symbols into my tummy, though


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Postby geesehoward on Sun Jan 20, 2002 9:32 am

heh, those comics are funny
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Postby Pdaimaoh on Mon Jan 21, 2002 11:24 am

yeah they are
I got turned on to it from Retrogames not so long ago, and went through a lot of them before browsing the site

he even admits it's a calvin and hobbes rip off
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Postby Nukey Shay on Tue Jan 22, 2002 4:18 am

Much more disturbing stories appear in the links below that one...rapes in South Africa. They mistakenly believe that they cannot contract the AIDS virus by gang-raping children and babies (Babies! Jesus Christ!).

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Postby TheLastKamikaze on Tue Jan 22, 2002 11:57 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Nukey Shay:
<STRONG>It's a fucked-up world.</STRONG><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Yes it is... and these stories just highlight the fact...
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Postby Nukey Shay on Tue Jan 22, 2002 11:58 pm

Oops...I made a mistake. They believe that they can cure themselves by raping a virgin (which is how come the kids).

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Postby Pdaimaoh on Wed Jan 23, 2002 2:42 am

that makes less sense than your mistaken post!

how do people come to these conclusions??

"hey, I fucked a slut and got aids! maybe if I fuck a virgin I'll get 'reverse' aids!"

???

"hey, we got diseased! I bet group-fucking a little kid will cure us!"

???

"If I die from killing a bunch of people I hate, I'll get to fuck almost 100 virgins in the afterlife!"

???

it's probably a rationalization for pedofreaks...
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Postby Nukey Shay on Thu Jan 24, 2002 1:41 am

You mean that pushing highly-polished nails into your skin isn't a cure for tetenous?

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Postby Pdaimaoh on Thu Jan 24, 2002 7:40 am

nahh, that's just a false legend

the REAL way to cure that is to bite a pitbull before the lock-jaw sets in

I mean, you gotta bite it's nose off

...and just in case:

the cure for RABIES is punch a married man twice your size square in the left kidney

...and just in case part 2:

the cure for bleeding bite/tear wounds is to first clean them with soap and water and then dance either the jitterbug or the one that looks kinda like a monkey on crack (I'm not good with medicinal dances)
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