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Topless beach?!?! Where have I been!?

Postby adidas on Mon Jul 30, 2001 6:11 am

Damn! I just learned from a couple of friends that at a beach near there's been a habit of women not wearing tops [img]images/smiles/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I confirmed this at a local news site.

I have one question: Why didn't anyone inform me of this sooner??? Damn, I think it's supposed to be hot next week.... might have to take a trip to the beach [img]images/smiles/icon_wink.gif[/img]
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Postby Damian on Mon Jul 30, 2001 7:51 am

Nice, don't forgot to take some photos and scan them to post here; that way I can piss you know who off!
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Postby Silverhaze on Mon Jul 30, 2001 2:04 pm

Dont forget those mirror shades so you can do some top quality pervin' without being spotted LOL!

My hotel last time I went on holiday was 5 minutes from a nudist beach. Only thing was that it was all men and women with tits you could tie their legs together with.
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Postby adidas on Mon Jul 30, 2001 4:16 pm

heheheh this one is only topless... if there's any sagging going on I'm turning around and going to a normal beach.
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Postby Silverhaze on Tue Jul 31, 2001 5:11 am

LOL I'd say the same for the plastic too!

I hate fake tits, they are the most false unattractive stretched balloon nasty things ever. Unless they are particularly good ones of course that you cant tell arnt real.

THose tight looking beach ball things are such an eyesore.
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Postby Megaman X on Tue Jul 31, 2001 9:32 am

If I remember correctly I think Ohio actually allows topless beaches. Probably best that most people are unaware of that fact though....YUCK!
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Postby Silverhaze on Tue Jul 31, 2001 1:39 pm

Yeah we could all do without seeing the kind of women that get road rash on their nipples from walking the streets.

Damn, like a snooker ball in a condom lol
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Postby adidas on Wed Aug 01, 2001 1:41 am

You're right Homer. Ohio allows anyone to go topless in it's state parks.

The subject beach is Mentor Headlands beach. It was never declared a 'topless beach', but as of late more women have been sunbathing topless (according to the news, and some friends of mine)

The authorities can't (or maybe don't) want to do anything about it. Some stupid city councilman wants to put a stop to it, though
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Postby Silverhaze on Wed Aug 01, 2001 2:03 pm

There is ALWAYS some stupid councilman or MP or some sad twat trying to put a stop to things we enjoy. Probably because he is fat and ugly and never gets his end away and therefor doesnt want anybody else to have the chance to. Sour grapes rife in the political world? Never!!
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