You guys gotta see this!!

by **Silverhaze** on Tue Dec 18, 2001 9:10 pm

The funniest thing about it is the people that get the arsehole about it and post replies. Its classic stuff!
Is your son a computer hacker???

[ 19 December 2001: Message edited by: Silverhaze ]

by **were** on Tue Dec 18, 2001 9:53 pm

so he' saying a genuine hacker is fat, ugly and stupid...geeze..watching rosie o'donnell would do that ALL the time..

by **Silverhaze** on Wed Dec 19, 2001 2:27 pm

The guy doesnt have a clue what he's saying.

I just love the reactions.

by **Damian** on Thu Dec 20, 2001 5:20 am

I love this guy.

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote

BSD, Lunix, Debian and Mandrake are all versions of an illegal hacker operation system, invented by a Soviet computer hacker named Linyos Torovoltos, before the Russians lost the Cold War. It is based on a program called "xenix", which was written by Microsoft for the US government. These programs are used by hackers to break into other people's computer systems to steal credit card numbers. They may also be used to break into people's stereos to steal their music, using the "mp3" program. Torovoltos is a notorious hacker, responsible for writing many hacker programs, such as "telnet", which is used by hackers to connect to machines on the internet without using a telephone.

That is probably the best, but close to it:

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><HR>Your son will probably try to install some hacker software. He may attempt to conceal the presence of the software in some way, but you can usually find any new programs by reading through the programs listed under "Install/Remove Programs" in your control panel. Popular hacker software includes "Comet Cursor", "Bonzi Buddy" and "Flash".

The best option is to confront your son with the evidence, and force him to remove the offending programs. He will probably try to install the software again, but you will be able to tell that this is happening, if your machine offers to "download" one of the hacker applications. If this happens, it is time to give your son a stern talking to, and possibly consider punishing him with a grounding.
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

by **Silverhaze** on Thu Dec 20, 2001 2:47 pm

Oh no!!

I hope my mum doesnt give me a stern talking to!!

Gotta love that AMD bit too though. LOL

by **were** on Sat Dec 22, 2001 12:07 am

yeah, amd, and that electroic radiation thing.Though TECHNICALLY its true, you should be able to known when enough is enough when your down with the comp..

by **Blue Hawk** on Mon Dec 24, 2001 10:21 am

um this is humor? [img]images/smiles/icon_eek.gif[/img]