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140 Million Muslims

PostPosted: Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:21 pm
by Silverhaze
> >President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
> >asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
> >The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and
> >says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
> >Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's
> >going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
> >Muslims and one blonde with big tits." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde
> >with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to
> >Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one cares about the 140 million
> >Muslims".

PostPosted: Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:08 am
by adidas
funny because it's true!

PostPosted: Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:13 pm
by Class316
ha ha too awesome :lol: