140 Million Muslims

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140 Million Muslims

Postby Silverhaze on Thu Jan 12, 2006 2:21 pm

> >President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar. A guy walks in and
> >asks the barman, "Isn't that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?"
> >The bartender says, "Yep, that's them." So the guy walks over and
> >says, "Wow, this is a real honor! . What are you guys doing in here?"
> >Bush says, "We're planning WW III." And the guy says, "Really? What's
> >going to happen?" Bush says, "Well, we're going to kill 140 million
> >Muslims and one blonde with big tits." The guy exclaimed, "A blonde
> >with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?" Bush turns to
> >Rumsfeld and says, "See, I told you no one cares about the 140 million
> >Muslims".
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Postby adidas on Fri Jan 13, 2006 2:08 am

funny because it's true!
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Postby Class316 on Sat Feb 11, 2006 11:13 pm

ha ha too awesome :lol:
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