Funny Muslim jokes

[Class316]

Well Muslims are a joke, but here's something you can tell your friends:

Carl goes into a sex shop and asks for a blow up doll.
The clerk asks him, "Do you want a dark skinned one or a light skinned one?"
Carl says, "A white skinned one, please."
The clerks asks, "Do you want a Christian or a Muslim?"
Carl asks, "What's the difference?"
And the clerk replied, "The Muslims blow themselves up."

Do you know what Muslims yell at a strip club for men?
Ok, girls get your faces out for the boys!!

This site has good stuff! http://www.jackshiles.com/Muslim_Humor/ ... humor.html

Check out the Islam defined part.

[Silverhaze]

Could be a little close to the line for where I work but I'll have a look when I get home.