Women!!
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2005 11:03 am>I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women
>differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars
>thing.
>I have never figured out why men think with their head and women
>with their heart.
>For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were
>getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually
>says,
>I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT "?
>
>She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me For
who
>I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" What every
>boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear...
>"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me
>to satisfy your physical needs as a man." Realizing that nothing was going
>to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take
the
>day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and
>then
>went shopping at a big, big department store. I walked around with her
>while
>she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
>She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them
>all.
>She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
>pair for each outfit.
>We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
>diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have
>thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
>testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
>know how to play tennis. I think I Threw her when I said, "That's fine,
>honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
>excitement.
>Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
>dear, let's go to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when I
>blurted
>out, "No honey, I don't feel like it" Her face just went completely blank
>as
>her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey!
I
>just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with
>my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs
>as
>a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me
I
>added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I
buy
>you?"
>
>Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either.
>differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars
>thing.
>I have never figured out why men think with their head and women
>with their heart.
>For example, one evening last week, my girlfriend and I were
>getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually
>says,
>I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me." I said "WHAT "?
>
>She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me For
who
>I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?" What every
>boyfriend/husband on the planet dreads to hear...
>"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for
me
>to satisfy your physical needs as a man." Realizing that nothing was going
>to happen that night I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take
the
>day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and
>then
>went shopping at a big, big department store. I walked around with her
>while
>she tried on several different very expensive outfits.
>She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'll just buy them
>all.
>She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a
>pair for each outfit.
>We went on to the jewellery department where she picked out a pair of
>diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have
>thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was
>testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even
>know how to play tennis. I think I Threw her when I said, "That's fine,
>honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the
>excitement.
>Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
>dear, let's go to the cashier". I could hardly contain myself when I
>blurted
>out, "No honey, I don't feel like it" Her face just went completely blank
>as
>her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT???!!!" I then said, "Really honey!
I
>just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with
>my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs
>as
>a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me
I
>added,"Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I
buy
>you?"
>
>Apparently I'm not getting any tonight either.