Coupla jokes...and why not?

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Coupla jokes...and why not?

Postby Silverhaze on Tue May 25, 2004 5:54 pm

> > > > For his birthday Little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle.
> > > > His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on
> > > > this house is $80,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's
> > > > no way we can
>afford
> > > > it."
> > > >
> > > > The next day the father saw Little Patrick heading out the front
door
> > > > with a
> > > > suitcase. So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
> > > >
> > > > Little Patrick told him, "I was walking past your room last
> > > > night
and
> > > > I
> > > > heard you tell mum you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell
> > > > you
to
> > > > wait
> > > > because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying
> > > > here
by
> > > > myself
> > > > with an $80,000 mortgage and no f -----g bike!"




> A man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since
> my last confession. I


> have had sex with Fannie Green twice a week for the last two months."
This
>
> time the priest asks, "Who is this Fannie Green?" "A new woman in the
> neighbourhood," the sinner replies. "Very well," says the priest. "Go
> and


> say ten 'Hail Mary's'." The next morning in church, the priest is
> preparing to deliver his sermon when a gorgeous, tall woman enters the
> church. All the men's eyes fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the
> aisle and sits down


> in
> front of the Altar. Her dress is green and very short, with matching
shiny
>
> emerald green shoes. The priest and altar boy gasp as the woman sits
> down


> with her legs slightly spread apart, Sharon Stone-style. The priest
> turns


> to
> the altar boy and whisperingly asks, "Is that Fannie Green?" The altar
boy
>
> replies, "No Father, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes".


Sorry bout the poxy arrows everywhere but I cant be arsed to delete them all. Actually, this last comment is probably funnier than both the jokes put together!
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Postby adidas on Sat May 29, 2004 1:37 pm

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