When is @#$% Acceptable?

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When is @#$% Acceptable?

Postby release on Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:53 am

There are only eleven times in history where the "F" word has been
considered acceptable for use. They are as follows:

11. "What the @#$% do you mean we are sinking?"
-- Capt. E.J. Smith of RMS Titanic, 1912

10. "What the @#$% was that?"
-- Mayor Of Hiroshima, 1945

9. "Where did all those @#$%ing Indians come from?"
-- Custer, 1877

8. "Any @#$%ing idiot could understand that."
-- Einstein, 1938

7. "It does so @#$%ing look like her!"
-- Picasso, 1926

6. "How the @#$% did you work that out?"
-- Pythagoras, 126 BC

5. "You want what on the @#$%ing ceiling?"
-- Michelangelo, 1566

4. "Where the @#$% are we?"
-- Amelia Earhart, 1937

3. "Scattered @#$%ing showers,my ass!"
-- Noah, 4314 BC

2. "Aw c'mon. Who the @#$% is going to find out?"
-- Bill Clinton, 1999

and a drum roll............! .....

1. "Geez, I didn't think they'd get this @%#*^ing mad."
-- Sadaam Hussein, 2003


:lol:
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Postby Cypher_Blade on Wed Feb 25, 2004 4:43 pm

Uh... You can say Fuck here..
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Postby Silverhaze on Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:38 pm

It was written like that because he was emailed it and did a copy paste job.

LOL If I had net access on my PC at work I'd post loads of these things.

Too bad.
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Postby release on Wed Feb 25, 2004 9:53 pm

Silverhaze wrote:It was written like that because he was emailed it and did a copy paste job.


yup SH is right... and I couldn't be fucked changing all the text over :)
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Postby were on Thu Feb 26, 2004 4:14 am

fuck that.. 8)
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Postby Silverhaze on Thu Feb 26, 2004 6:56 pm

Fuck you! ;o)
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Postby Cypher_Blade on Thu Feb 26, 2004 9:58 pm

Fuck fuckedy fuck fuck fuck.
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Postby were on Sat Feb 28, 2004 1:50 am

reminds me of a hilarious stint on the many ways to use the word "fuck"
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