An Arab, a Jewess, and an African gave birth at the same time. The nurse came out crying saying she mixed the babies up and she doesn?t know who is for who.
So the doctor gets the three dads together and explains the situation. He takes the three dads to see the three babies!
Without any question, the Arab grabs the African baby!
Everyone looks puzzled as the doctor says ?This is the darkest baby of the lot?, I would think yours would be one of the lighter skinned ones?.
Then the Arab replies ?yes, but one of these babies is Jewish and I don?t want to take the chance?