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Mathematical viewpoint

Postby release on Wed Dec 10, 2003 10:36 am

From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

What makes up 100% in life?

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:


1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K

8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E

11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4 5 = 100%

...And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%



So, one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:

While, Hardwork and Knowledge will get you close,

And, Attitude will get you there,

Bullshit and Ass kissing will put you over the top.
Cheers,

Release.
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Postby ivwshane on Wed Dec 10, 2003 11:10 am

lol



I'll have to bring that one up to my boss some time:D
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Postby KoHC on Wed Dec 10, 2003 12:49 pm

I wish I know that when I was younger..... :shock:
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Postby adidas on Thu Dec 11, 2003 1:27 am

Damn, I need to print this and share it with the guys at work tomorrow

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