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when are u going to die?
Posted:
Sun Nov 09, 2003 2:11 pm
by were
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgii know this shouldnt be in the humor section, but some of the questions are fucked up
anyway, im going to die at 64
Posted:
Sun Nov 09, 2003 6:48 pm
by Tenseiken
You can expect to die on:
August 20, 2055
at the age of 71 years old.
Interesting - no one in my family has lived into their seventh decade.
I'm aiming for 40 myself.
Posted:
Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:10 am
by adidas
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
May 1, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Homicide (5%)
Er.. I'm more likely to die from Alien Abduction than 3rd Degree burns, drowning or suicide/homicide? Somehow I think this test does not have much of a basis in reality.
Posted:
Tue Nov 11, 2003 5:47 am
by mr rom
You can expect to die on:
February 23, 2058
at the age of 69 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (19%)
Homicide (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Why the fuck am I haunted by the number 69? I get it constantly.
Posted:
Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:28 pm
by Class316
August 13, 2049
at the age of 70 years old.
Cancer (25%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Suicide (11%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Other tests say 78! Wonder who is right.
Posted:
Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:38 pm
by Cypher_Blade
April 20, 2059 at the age of 73 years old
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (28%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Whoo, I get to die slowly and painfully of CANCER!
I AM HARDCORE!
Posted:
Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:47 pm
by were
Fucking eh cypher..
Posted:
Mon Jan 05, 2004 10:31 pm
by Class316
Took it again:
September 3, 2058
at the age of 79 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (48%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Homicide (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Posted:
Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:02 am
by were
your chances of alien abduction has increased..soembosys playing The Sims(TM)
Posted:
Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:32 am
by Class316
I wonder how Alien Abduction is deduced.
Posted:
Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:08 pm
by Class316
March 21, 2055
at the age of 75 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)