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when are u going to die?

PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 2:11 pm
by were
http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi

i know this shouldnt be in the humor section, but some of the questions are fucked up

anyway, im going to die at 64

PostPosted: Sun Nov 09, 2003 6:48 pm
by Tenseiken
You can expect to die on:

August 20, 2055
at the age of 71 years old.


Interesting - no one in my family has lived into their seventh decade.

I'm aiming for 40 myself.

PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 4:10 am
by adidas
Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

May 1, 2053
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (19%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Suicide (6%)
Homicide (5%)

Er.. I'm more likely to die from Alien Abduction than 3rd Degree burns, drowning or suicide/homicide? Somehow I think this test does not have much of a basis in reality. :o

PostPosted: Tue Nov 11, 2003 5:47 am
by mr rom
You can expect to die on:

February 23, 2058
at the age of 69 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (20%)
Cancer (19%)
Homicide (10%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)


Why the fuck am I haunted by the number 69? I get it constantly.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:28 pm
by Class316
August 13, 2049
at the age of 70 years old.

Cancer (25%)
Auto-Fellatio (15%)
Heart Attack (14%)
Suicide (11%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Other tests say 78! Wonder who is right.

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:38 pm
by Cypher_Blade
April 20, 2059 at the age of 73 years old


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (28%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Alcoholism (6%)


Whoo, I get to die slowly and painfully of CANCER!
I AM HARDCORE!

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 9:47 pm
by were
Fucking eh cypher.. :)

PostPosted: Mon Jan 05, 2004 10:31 pm
by Class316
Took it again:

September 3, 2058
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (48%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Homicide (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)

:shock:

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:02 am
by were
your chances of alien abduction has increased..soembosys playing The Sims(TM)

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 12:32 am
by Class316
I wonder how Alien Abduction is deduced.

PostPosted: Tue Jan 06, 2004 5:08 pm
by Class316
March 21, 2055
at the age of 75 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Alien Abduction (10%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Contagious Disease (6%)
Alcoholism (5%)