The following is an actually ad found in the personals section of the Canberra Times newspaper in Australia.
Wanted: A tall well-built woman with good
reputation, who can cook frogs
legs, who appreciates a good fuc-
schia garden, classic music and tal-
king without getting too serious.
Interested? Then please only read
lines 1, 3 and 5. Still interested?
Call me at ..... xxxx-xxxx