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Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2003 6:47 pm**

These are actual directions found on certain products around the
world....

1. Directions found on a bag of frito corn chips.
"You could be a winner!!! No purchase neccessary!!! Details
inside!"
you think to your self (Shoplifters special)

2. On Tesco's Tiramisu Desert (directions on bottom)
"Do not turn upsode down"
(Too late)

3. On Marks & Spncers Bread Pudding.
"Product will be hot after heating"
(Just as day follows night)

4. On most kinds of christmas lights.
"Indoor and outdoor uses ONLY"
(As opposed to what now?)

5. On Sainsbury's peanuts.
"WARNING CONTAINS NUTS!!!"
(Talk about your news flash)

6. Found on an American Airlines Packet of peanuts.
"Step One: Open packet. Step two: Eat nuts."
You think to your self (Step three: Fly Delta)

7. On a sweedish chinsaw.
"Warning! PLease do not try to stop with hands or
genitals!!"
(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere!My GOD!)

Posted: **Sun Jul 27, 2003 9:04 pm**

ROFL! Imagine trying to stop a razor with your dick.

*WHUPSSHH!!!* :lol:

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2003 12:21 pm**

Seems you found Cypher's favourite subject

Posted: **Mon Jul 28, 2003 1:28 pm**

Hey.... You furry!

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2003 1:32 am**

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2003 6:14 pm**

Yeah I'm a Furry Freak Brother!

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2003 6:49 pm**

Ewww.. You a frikkin Yiff :cry:

I bet you listen to THIS

Posted: **Tue Jul 29, 2003 8:17 pm**

Cypher_Blade wrote:Ewww.. You a frikkin Yiff

Actually....

I prefer to smoke a frikkin spliff!! :lol:

Ahhh thankyou :wink:

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