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Word Definitions

Postby release on Sat Jun 28, 2003 3:34 am

The Washington Post's Style Invitational once again asked readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners:

01. Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

02. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

03. Bozone (n.): The substance surrounding stupid people, which stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.

04. Foreploy: Any misrepresentation about yourself for the purpose of getting laid.

05. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period.

06. Giraffiti: Vandalism spray-painted very, very high.

07. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

08. Inoculatte: To take coffee intravenously when you are running late.

09. Hipatitis: Terminal coolness.

10. Osteopornosis: A degenerate disease. (This one got extra credit.)

11. Karmageddon: It's like, when everybody is sending off all these really bad vibes, right? And then, like, the Earth explodes and it's like a serious bummer.

12. Decafalon (n.): The grueling event of getting through the consuming only things that are good for you.

13. Glibido: All talk and no action.

14. Dopeler effect: The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.

15. Arachnoleptic fit (n.): The frantic dance performed just after you've accidentally walked through a spider web.

16. Beelzebug (n.): Satan in the form of a mosquito that gets into your bedroom at three in the morning and cannot be cast out.

17. Caterpallor (n.): The color you turn after finding half a grub in the fruit you're eating.

.......And the Grand Winner is:

18. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.
Cheers,

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