The Talking Dog

[Silverhaze]

The talking dog...


A bloke sees a sign in front of a house: "Talking Dog for Sale."
He rings the bell and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard, so
he goes out there and sees a black mutt just sitting there.
"You talk?" he asks.
"Sure do." the dog replies.
"So, what's your story?"
The dog looks up and says, "Well, I discovered my gift of talking pretty
young and I wanted to help the government, so I told the MI5 about my
gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting
in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one thought a dog would
be
eavesdropping. I was one of their most valuable spies eight years
running."

"The jetting around really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any
younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the
airport to do some undercover security work, mostly wandering near
suspicious
characters and listening in." "I uncovered some incredible dealings there,
was
awarded a string of medals, had a wife, a load of puppies, and now I'm just
retired."
The guy is amazed. He goes back in and asks the owner what he wants for the
dog.
The owner says, "Ten quid."
The guy says, "This dog is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so
cheap?"
"Cos he's a fucking liar. He's never done any of that stuff

[were]

thats what u get form hanging around with politicans..