A nightclub has a very special mirror in the ladies room. When you stand in front of this mirror and tell a lie, the mirror swallows you.
A rather ugly woman stands in front fo the mirror and says, "I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world."
SHOOM! A slurp and a belch later she's gone, swallowed by the mirror.
Then a fat woman stands in front of the mirror and says, "I think I am the sexiest woman on Earth."
SHOOM! She's swallowed.
A few minutes later, a beautiful blonde stands in fron of the mirror, admiring her reflection, and says, "I think ..."
SHOOM!