The Mirror

[KoHC]

A nightclub has a very special mirror in the ladies room. When you stand in front of this mirror and tell a lie, the mirror swallows you.


A rather ugly woman stands in front fo the mirror and says, "I think I am the most beautiful woman in the world."


SHOOM! A slurp and a belch later she's gone, swallowed by the mirror.


Then a fat woman stands in front of the mirror and says, "I think I am the sexiest woman on Earth."


SHOOM! She's swallowed.


A few minutes later, a beautiful blonde stands in fron of the mirror, admiring her reflection, and says, "I think ..."


SHOOM!

[Cypher_Blade]

:D:lol:

[Super Kipper]

Hey man you shouldn't laugh that's blatent blondism.

Shame on you.

[Silverhaze]

You're just jealous that there is no real colour to your hair. No real colour with a name anyway ;)

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