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Postby Silverhaze on Wed May 28, 2003 2:16 pm

A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry.

He decides to give them a test. He gives each women a present of
£5,000 and watches to see what they do with the money.

The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.... The man was
impressed.

The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
money on him because she loves him so much. ...Again, the man is impressed.

The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
the £5,000. She gives him back his £5,000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
because she loves him so much.... Obviously, the man was impressed.

The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money he'd given her.







Then, he married the one with the biggest tits..
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Postby were on Wed May 28, 2003 2:46 pm

oh, BEHAVE.. :lol:
Zep wrote:yes, i am drunk, but did I loot? NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
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Postby RabidYak on Wed May 28, 2003 2:48 pm

The man has his prioritys right, althougth I would of made them spend the money on food and cleaner to see which was the most usefull.
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Postby Silverhaze on Thu May 29, 2003 8:37 am

Yeah thats it! Hold a cooking and dishwashing competition
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