All of a sudden, he said out loud, "Oh Lord, Lord, please grant me but
one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the
Lord said,"Because you have TRIED to be faithful to me in all ways, I
will grant you one wish."
The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over anytime I
want."
The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Besides, think of
the logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required to
reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would
take! I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for
worldly things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a
wish that would be more worthwhile."
The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I
wish that I could understand women. I want to know how they feel
inside, what they are thinking when they give me the silent treatment,
why they cry, what they mean when they say 'nothing', and how I can
make a woman truly happy."
After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that
bridge?"
Good job this board is occupied totally by blokes apart from the occasional dodgy post by Bella Schein trying to make herself known.
Damn rainbow brite, sprite shite?
