Funny thing is I do say most of these...
1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap.
2. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't give a shit.
3. How about "never?" Is "never" good for you?
4. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a word you're saying.
5. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate your-self in public.
6. Ahhh, I see the fuck-up fairy has visited us again.
7. If you ask me to come in Saturday, I'm ripping your heart out.
8. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
9. Are you coming on to me or having a seizure?
10. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.