The Italian says, "When I've a finished makina
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> >da love with my girlfriend, I go down and gently
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> >tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6
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> >inches abovea da bed in ecstasy.
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> >The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when
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> >Ah'ave finished making ze love to ze girlfriend,
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> >Ah kiss way down her body and zen Ah lick
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> >zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and
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> >she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure
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> >ecstasy.
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> >The Newfie says, "Dat's nuttin bye! When I
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> >finish doin my missus, I gets out of bed,
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> >walks over to da window, and wipes me dick on
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> >the curtains. She hits da fuckin' roof every
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> >time."
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