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Art of love making :P

Postby were on Fri Mar 07, 2003 4:07 am

The Italian says, "When I've a finished makina
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> >da love with my girlfriend, I go down and gently
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> >tickle the back of her knees. She floatsa 6
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> >inches abovea da bed in ecstasy.
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> >The Frenchman replies, "Zat is nothing, when
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> >Ah'ave finished making ze love to ze girlfriend,
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> >Ah kiss way down her body and zen Ah lick
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> >zer soles of her feet wiz mah tongue and
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> >she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure
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> >ecstasy.
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> >The Newfie says, "Dat's nuttin bye! When I
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> >finish doin my missus, I gets out of bed,
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> >walks over to da window, and wipes me dick on
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> >the curtains. She hits da fuckin' roof every
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> >time."


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Postby Silverhaze on Fri Mar 07, 2003 10:37 am

LOL

But whats a newfie?
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Postby were on Fri Mar 07, 2003 9:27 pm

you never heard of any newfie jokes? For shame dude!
8)
newfie is short for newfoundland

here is a good page to understand them

http://www.geocities.com/linksnlore/jokes.html

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Postby release on Sat Mar 08, 2003 2:43 am

I've never heard the term newfie either. Sounds like a Jamacian though (well if you say it out loud)
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Postby were on Sun Mar 09, 2003 1:09 am

heh, dont say that to a newfie..i get that all the time form my LAST job.


Buncha pricks :roll:
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