One of the worst songs ever

by **Damian** on Tue Jan 07, 2003 1:19 am

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Lyrics:

The Lords of the Rhymes

Hobbiton, it?s on!!!

I?m Quickbeam with the masterplan

I?m Bombadil with the mic in my hand

We?re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land

And We?ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band

Mirror, mirror on the wall

Who?s the greatest hobbit of them all

Bilbo, Bilbo Baggins he?s only 3 feet tall

Well my name is Gimli

I?m a fucking dwarf !

I been slaying mutherfuckers

from the south to the north

That ain?t Mirkwood I?m choppin with my battleaxe

I?m on an orc stampede like Shadowfax

Now all you Boffins and Bolgers, Bracegirdles and Proudfeet
I?m the skinny hobbit with all the fat beats

My name is Merry and I?m five feet tall

I used to fuck shit up at Brandybuck hall

My man Bilbo?s older than Gerontius Took

Yeah you can read about it in the big Red Book.

Quickbeam on the scene

All the elf girls scream

Like a tree, That?s me

I Like to keep it green.

It?s the chronic pipeweed that I?m smoking

When I get high I spin tales like Tolkien.

Well I?m a hobbit warrior short and stout

I got the fuckin beats that will turn you out.

I?ll light you up like Longbottom leaf.

cause the orcs smoke the shwag, but we got the kief.

I?m Quickbeam with the masterplan

I?m Bombadil with the mic in my hand

We?re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land

And We?ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band.

Yo Beam, Yo Dil

It?s time to get ill !!!

We light up the mic like a Silmaril

Frodo?s on the lam with Pippin and Sam

But you can call him ?Underhill.?

I named the nameless hills and dells

I drank from yet untasted wells

Goin? mad off the hook just like a Numenorean

I got more rhymes than there?s leaves in Lothlorien.

Yo, I?m harder than a Mithril coat

A hundred is the number of the orcs I smote

I battled Helms Deep and I took Minas Tirith

If you don?t watch out, I?ll make your ass dissappeareth.

He?s Smeagol, not Deagol

He step up to the mic, he look regal

He?s mean, he?s green,

Gollum beat box like you never seen.

Go Gollum! Go Gollum! Go Gollum!

I?m Quickbeam with the masterplan

I?m Bombadil with the mic in my hand

We?re Lords of the Rhymes from a far off land

And We?ll Rock this joint with our hobbit band

My rhymes are hotter than the cracks of doom.

The orcs got bass, but we got boom.

Me and Dil be rockin rooms

From the Misty Mountains to the Gulf of Lhun.

I?m the King Ad Hoc!

I will be sire.

I was born Aragorn,

But you can call me Strider.

I?m Bombadil and I?ll gladly sing

I got the song for everything

I got the number for Old Man Willow

Bright blue my jacket is and my boots are yellow.

Elbereth Gilthoniel !

we still remember we who dwell.

On the this far land beneath the trees

Thy starlight on the Western seas.

A Elbereth Gilthoniel,

silivren penna mÃriel

o menel aglar elenath!

Na-chaered palan-dÃriel

Which means?

Elf booty got soul!

Elf girls like to rock?n?roll!

Elf booty got soul!

Elf girls like to rock?n?roll!

by **mr rom** on Tue Jan 07, 2003 6:15 am

"Dead God" By Marilyn Manson

Rewrite the consitution.
Let's justify the revolution.
The end is here.

If you're a part of the institution.
You're not a part of the solution.
Bow down to fear.

I, I, I am the president.
I, I, the emperor.
I, I, I am the king of the world.

The only good god is a dead god.
The only god good for me.
The only good god is a dead god, baby.
The only damn god I need.

Don't draw your own conclusion.
Submit to the grand illusion.
Get on your knees.

There will be no absolution.
No final step of evolution.
The end is near.

I, I, I am the president.
I, I, the emperor.
I, I, I am the king of the world.

The only good god is a dead god.
The only god good for me.
The only good god is a dead god, baby.
The only damn god I need.

The only good god is a dead god.
The only god good for me.
The only good god is a dead god, baby.
The only damn god I need.

Your world means nothing to me.
Your saviors a fool still in your dreams.
And when you're wrapped in your blame,
Fullfill your own prophecy.
No skin off my teeth.

The only good god is a dead god.
The only god good for me.
The only good god is a dead god, baby.
The only damn god I need.

The only good god is a dead god.
The only god good for me.
The only good god is a dead god, baby.
The only fucking god I need.

I killed your king of the saint.
Chaos come onto me.
I am free.
And when you're ultimately,
Consumed by your own fucking greed.
You will see.

by **Silverhaze** on Tue Jan 07, 2003 10:27 am

Lowers head in shame and disbelief.

by **Super Kipper** on Thu Jan 09, 2003 6:54 pm

Hey I thought that Lord of the Rhymes one was cool.

by **Silverhaze** on Fri Jan 10, 2003 12:27 am

That speaks volumes, it really does. :lol:

by **neon_sonic** on Fri Jan 10, 2003 1:14 am

Well, I like the Lord of the Rhymes thing too...

by **were** on Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:46 am

worst song ever:

theme from titantic :help:

by **Super Kipper** on Sat Jan 11, 2003 6:07 pm

Now that was a better suggestion

by **Silverhaze** on Sun Jan 12, 2003 8:09 pm

How about that 'aaaaaaannnnnnddddddd Iiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiii will always love yoouuuuuuuuuuuaaaaooooooeeeeooooo!' shit from Whitney Housten?