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Musings of the Prez

Postby adidas on Sun Sep 29, 2002 12:46 am

"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption." ? George W. Bush, Trenton, N.J., Sept. 23, 2002

"There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." ?George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002

"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur." ?George W. Bush, discussing the decline of the French economy with British Prime Minister Tony Blair

"This foreign policy stuff is a little frustrating." ?George W. Bush, as quoted by the New York Daily News, April 23, 2002

"I couldn't imagine somebody like Osama bin Laden understanding the joy of Hanukkah." ?George W. Bush, at a White House Menorah lighting ceremony, Washington, D.C.

"We're concerned about AIDS inside our White House ? make no mistake about it." ?George W. Bush, Feb. 7, 2001

And my personal favorite:

"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."

http://www.fpp.co.uk/online/02/09/Bush_speak.html

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/blbushisms.htm
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Postby ivwshane on Sun Sep 29, 2002 6:05 am

There is no freaken way those can be real! I want to see URL's to the actual quote and from respectable sources.

There is just no way anyone can be that freaken retarded and have that kind of power!
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Postby geesehoward on Sun Sep 29, 2002 7:34 am

they are, trust me :lol:
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Postby Silverhaze on Sun Sep 29, 2002 10:33 am

Believe in the power man LOL
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Postby adidas on Sun Sep 29, 2002 2:34 pm

At the very least this one is real. I heard the sound clip on the radio

"There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again." ?George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Sept. 17, 2002
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Postby Silverhaze on Sun Sep 29, 2002 7:17 pm

What the hell is that supposed to mean LOL
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Postby neon_sonic on Mon Sep 30, 2002 1:48 am

Sounds like ol' DUBBAYA.
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Postby ivwshane on Tue Oct 01, 2002 6:19 am

Ok I just saw the actual clip of the president when he was trying to say "There's an old saying in Tennessee ? I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee ? that says, fool me once, shame on ? shame on you. Fool me ? you can't get fooled again."

And it's even funnier when you here it from him! That guy is a true dumbass! Who the hell elected him!!
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