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Postby Blue Hawk on Sun Aug 04, 2002 6:09 am

yes, i put this at rg, and a different board, and i got such a great set of replies, i hadda ask here.

ok this is gonna be a little disturbing. but what i see here makes it perfect to ask.
ok, here goes......

i swear to god this really happened....

a couple of years ago, me and some co-workers had a discussion about this. went on for almost an hour.... and none were drunk or stoned at the time either, which was scary.... *worked at an art supply store at the time called Pearl*

the question is-
'If you could suck your own dick, would you consider yourself gay?'

actually, the choices y'all have, since this cant be a poll like i made at another board, are-
yes, gay
no, not gay
gifted

heh have fun on this one.
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Postby adidas on Sun Aug 04, 2002 11:57 am

Hmmm I guess not gay. That's almost like asking if you whack off, are you gay? Just a more extreme scenario

How did this question come up anyway? :shock:

ps you can make a poll here
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Postby were on Sun Aug 04, 2002 1:17 pm

:shock:

sucking cherry popsicles?...oh yeah..100% gay..makes u wonder if there is an ACTUAL term for that.

obviously, that's gotta to be huge!

more importanly, would many women suffer from this predict-ment?
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Postby Blue Hawk on Sun Aug 04, 2002 3:38 pm

adidas wrote:Hmmm I guess not gay. That's almost like asking if you whack off, are you gay? Just a more extreme scenario

How did this question come up anyway? :shock:

ps you can make a poll here


1- dont ask how this came up. the people there are seriously fucked up.

2- tried to make a poll, didnt work.
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Postby Class316 on Sun Aug 04, 2002 6:30 pm

I used to know a guy that could suck his own dick. He isn't gay. And when he did it, he wasn't even erect! I lost some $ on that bet :x
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Postby adidas on Sun Aug 04, 2002 8:38 pm

Class316 wrote:I used to know a guy that could suck his own dick. He isn't gay. And when he did it, he wasn't even erect! I lost some $ on that bet :x


oh man, that's sick :!:
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Postby ivwshane on Sun Aug 04, 2002 10:09 pm

I thought everyone could do this....?
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Postby Silverhaze on Mon Aug 05, 2002 5:27 pm

The correct term for this freakish behaviour is actually AUTOFELATIO. Felatio being the act itself in latin and auto meaning by ones self. More or less.

And I wouldnt think a person that can do that is gay really. Not sure I would do it myself if I could. You ever kiss your girlfriend (tongues and all) after she has just blown you? Hmm.... I know I dont.

As me ol buddy Adidas said - Its just like a more extreme case of banging one out and if its only an extremely small percentage of men that can do it then the percentage of women must be even lower and probably non existant. Even a contortionist couldnt do it.

I appologise for this in advance by the way fellas although I doubt its much more than anybody here has seen before.

I did a contortionist search on google and you wouldnt believe the things people can do. I'll spare you the male photos LOL

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Now the last one on this list wishes she could turn her head through 180 degrees :-D
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Postby were on Mon Aug 05, 2002 9:45 pm

he must got that idea from watchin scary movie 2(by the way the movie sucked).

still those photos are interesting..THANK god u didnt put up any male ones.Bad enough there is a show called "queer as folk" on TV on showcase up here.(((and no i dont watch it)).
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Postby Silverhaze on Mon Aug 05, 2002 9:54 pm

Yeah that show sucked. Girls seem to like it for some reason.
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