by Pdaimaoh on Tue Jan 01, 2002 7:29 am
is someone forcing you into rehab?
like those horror stories on television?
"adidas, we know you're a great guy, but you have a problem"
"yeah, my girl says she's okay with a good three-way but we can't find another girl!"
"no, adidas, that's not the problem"
"uhh, if you say so"
"adidas, you have an addiction"
"man, just because I like ranch on everything doesn't mean I have any addictions"
"it's not that, it's the internet"
"the internet?"
"yes, and for your own good, we have signed you up for rehab"
"REHAB?? for the INTERNET?? what? sure I'm online a lot, but wtf is REHAB for internet?"
"well, first the lock you away from all computers, and then they give you daily doses of methadone"
"methadone?? this isn't a heroin problem! people don't have fatal withdrawl when they stop using the internet!"
"honey, that's for the doctors to decide"
"okay okay, april first isn't for a long time, this is one lame joke"
KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
"we are here for 'adidas' to take him to the clinic"
*cue creepy musical tune
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
heh
I made a stupid career decision and I may also be taking an unwanted break from the net!
it almost happened before and I avoided it, but this time it looks much worse...
whatever your problems my be, I wish ya well and DO NOT TAKE THE METHADONE!