car batteries piss me off

[Pdaimaoh]

so my old car is dead
but I had a new battery for it
so my new car has a shit battery
but I have the receipt

so I try to trade it in
but they don't have a cheap battery
so I pay more
but the posts are switched

so I don't care
but the ground wire is three inches long and tight
so I drill a new hole
but I don't wear safety equipment

[adidas]

Nice poetry

[Pdaimaoh]

so I'm blind in one eye
but the doctor says it's not permanent
so I just tell people I'm a pirate
but the wound on my hand will leave a giant scar

[Silverhaze]

Ouch dude!!

Safety equipment? You look like a prick but you can keep your sight.

[Pdaimaoh]

what do you mean I look like a prick?

[Silverhaze]

LOL No not at all.

I meant that you look like a prick when using safety gear.

But rather that that nearly lose an eye.

Thats all

[were]

my horse
thinks its queer
to stop without a farmhouse near..

oh gawd, i cant get that poem outta my mind now........