I decided to pick up some cheap games that I never got round to getting the first time round in PC World the other day, among these was Escape fom Monkey Island. Always been dubious about getting this, but I thought I couldent go far wrong with an MI game at £10. Damn was I wrong, this game is one of the biggest piles of shite I have ever played. Its surprising enough that Lucasarts actually made a bad adventure game, but the fact that its pissing on probably the best adventure games ever made rather then being a standalone turd is what really annoys me.
Its boring, it looks like shit, it plays like shit, its buggy and its just not funny. MI will never work as well in 3D because of the lack of detail and character it has compared to properly drawn and animated graphics, but it can be a bloody lot better then this. Its like they took the new engine from Grim Fandango and deliberatly fucked it up so it looks like a 1996 N64 game that handles like a bus in a sea of treacle. Plus the fact that the people who did the layout for Melee Island for this game dont seem to have played the same version of SOMI that I did since 80% of the town is missing and the island has shrunk to a quater of its original size.
I think i'll go and do something more entertaining then seeing this one througth to the end, like hammer nails into my arm or watch Alien 3 a couple of times. Hopefully they will pull thier finger out for the new Full Throttle and Sam'n'Max games, i'd hate to think they are going to shit on those good names as well.