This board is so chunky! What's the story here? Things move so slowly, clicking a link takes forever to load up, the page loads chunky...
...what can I do to speed it up? It's seriously pissing me off!
but not pissing me off enough to pay a few hundred for a new computer, so if that's the answer, just say something else, like how much I rule or where to find some drugs that'll slow me down so much this site seems to go fast.