by Keen on Fri Jun 08, 2001 6:30 am
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"Hey Barney!" shouted one of Barney's followers.
"Yes?" answered Barney.
"Barney we got problems here... I just noticed we've been followed around the world..."
"Thats insane. Nobody would follow us you idiot. We've been killing people, for the love of God." said Barney, getting angry at the punk. Wasting his time, Barney thought.
"But Barney.."
"SHUT UP YOU DIRTBAG, BEFORE I LOBOTOMIZE YOU WITH THIS MACHETE!" Barney was now WAY mad.
"Holy Mother Mary, please Barney, listen to me, li-----AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
In horror, Barney turned around. The kid was dead, lying face down in his own blood.
The rest of the kids with Barney turned around, and started panicking.
A gang of evil Midgets were standing over the dead kids body. They were each holding broken liquor bottles.
"Ok you big purple piece of trash, you may have killed all the kids in the world, BUT YOU'LL NEVER GET US DWARFS!"